Big Brother 11: Stick a Fork In It (Shittiest Season EVER!)

I've officially had it with Big Brother 11. So much so that I have practically no interest in explaining or even acknowledging my lost interest but somehow feel compelled to explain to the voyeur in all of you why you most likely won't be seeing any more Big Brother 11 screencaps of bikini-clad or nearly naked houseguests for the rest of the summer. I've decided to just say no.

Allison Grodner, her pathetic excuse for "production company", and CBS have lost their friggin' minds and I refuse to waste my time or digital real estate promoting the worst season, cast, "twist", and editing of any reality non-scripted show in the history of reality non-scripted shows.

I've already pointed out (as have many  posters on every BB forum on the Net) that the clique "twist" was a poorly thought out, pathetically executed  momentum killer and bringing back the most ridiculous houseguest ever, the sexually confused narcissistic and delusional Jessie I-spell-my-name-like-a-girl Godderz from BB 10 in an alleged HOH competition that was clearly engineered to ensure the the steroid-freak's second chance at his fifteen minutes of fame is a giant "screw you" to we, the faithful viewers.

Video game "expert" (WTF is that?) über-geek Ronnie Talbot made for some potentially decent TV but he's not the Dr. Will clone he fancies himself as and his feeble attempt at strategy ended up with him hiding under the covers in the HOH room for most of his tenure as king rat.

For me, the season and perhaps the franchise as a whole jumped the shark when the Assletes clique was set up with what amounts to perpetual immunity and the friggin' idiots evicted Laura Crosby not because she was the smartest player, which she was, but because CBS' golden bitch Jessie was scared of her breasts and vagina. Sorry, but his disdain for Laura was clearly motivated by jealousy; how could he get all the guys to worship him when such an amply endowed, intelligent hot female was in the house.

I think the final straw, however, is that Lydia Tavera has exposed herself as the skank and slut that Braden Bacha tagged her as shortly be fore he was unanimously evicted in week one. Strategy is strategy but being Jessie's whore is despicable. WHo knows what really goes on on under the sex tent but Lydia giving Jessie hand jobs, blow jobs, or out-right banging him proves Braden's "inappropriate" comments were at least partially correct.

I though Lydia was kind of sexy,now she's just another filthy attention whore, whoring herself to a douche-bag loser.

If any of you have half a brain, you'll give it up too. It's n ever been the best way to spend three hours a week but it's clearly become a complete waste of time.

Thanks Allison, for ruining Big Brother. Friggin' idiot.

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