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Girls of Summer 2010: Big Brother 12 Screencaps, Round One

Regardless of what the Farmer's Almanac or your preferred calendar says, summer officially begins when CBS premiers another installment of Big Brother, the greatest guilty-pleasure voyeur-fest on TV. This summer's Big Brother 12 started simply enough Thursday evening with the normal sequence of production segments: meet the house-guests, enter the house one small group at a time, requisite introductions, Julie Chen reveals the newest "twist", and the competition for the first Head of Household (HOH). Three hours later, after the west coast broadcast, the 24/7 Internet feeds went live and that's where everything "normal" ended.

This group of thirteen is probably the best overall cast in years and based on the first 24 hours of live-feed updates, it's been balls-to-the-wall paranoia, scheming, and strategiic planning like we usually don't see until several weeks into the game. Of course, I'm sure the twist has a lot to do with that.

In the premier episode, after Julie Chen asked everyone if they were playing to win and got a unanimous "hell yes" from all the house-guests she explained that twelve of them were telling the truth and one was lying. The producers have placed a saboteur, a mole if you will, in the house and their sole purpose is to sabotage the game for individual players, select groups or alliances, or the entire house. The saboteur is not eligible to win the $500,000 prize but if he/she can remain in the house, undetected for five weeks he/she will win $50,000.

Imagine an invisible snake in a cage full of hamsters; they can smell it, sense it, but they can't see it. A brilliant twist (but after last year's pathetically lame and unforgivably biased "clique twist" almost anything would be brilliant) resulting in scramble city for the hamsters.If you want to subscribe to the 24/7 live feeds or keep up with the action with play-by-play updates, head over to Big Brother Updates and sign up for the feeds or join the forums for all the latest live BB12 updates. It's the only true BB fan-site on the Net and and an exceptional community.

Enough about words, let's turn our focus to Big Brother 12s Girls of Summer: Annie Whittington, Britney Haynes (seen at right), Kathy Hillis, Kristen Bitting, Monet Stunson, and Rachel Reilly and celebrate their assets. We have some real beauties this year and while I personally prefer "real" women instead of plastic ones, those of you with a boob fetish have five pairs of augmented orbs to ogle.

 

As usual, some are not as annoying as their pre-show interviews and bios would imply and some are far more difficult to stomach when they do things like open their mouths, talk, and laugh. Yeah, that's a sexist superficial attitude but these screencaps are all about babes, boobs, bikinis, and my somewhat perverted readers who love them. I can almost hear the reader-angst because this post is more verbose than most screencap galleries but I felt some things had to be said before we get to the girls.

 

Oh, and in case you didn't figure it out, I think Britney is an absolute doll. So far anyway. We'll see how the summer plays out.

Check out the entire gallery of over 100 BB12 Girls of Summer screencaps after the jump...

Screencaps: Reader Request - Survivor 20: E 02 - Jerri Manthey

The title says it all: a reader requested the ass-shots Jerri Manthey gave us when found "Boston Rob" Mariano (Mr. Amber Brkich) after he was overcome with "the flu and maybe a little case of cry-babyitis" in Episode 2 of Survivor 20: Heroes vs. Villains.

As I explained in my response, I'm using a back-up machine and my captures source is a lower resolution and frame rate and the quality is not on par with my past work but with a little clean-up, they're passable images of Jerri's posterior for the sake of posterity. After all, when a Survivor hottie bares cheeks, I feel a responsibility to grab & share. Jerri's seen better days but, hey, she's do-able.

For more tasty butt-shots of Jerri Manthey, Google her Playboy pics.

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Survivor 20 Screencaps: E2 - E6 (5 Episodes)

Better late than never, right? Delayed due to technical difficulties but here's the latest Survivor 20: Heroes vs. Villains screencap gallery featuring five episodes of Amanda Kimmel,Danielle DiLorenzo, Courtney Yates, Parvati Shallow, and Candice Woodcock. Browse the gallery for al kinds of Survivor hottie breasts and butts. You'll be glad you did!

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More to come so come back soon. Or don't, your choice.

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Amanda Kimmel's Assets & More Survivor Screencaps This Weekend

Here's a sample of this weekend's three episode screencap extravaganza featuring some great shots of Amanda Kimmel and her finest assets...

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Come back this weekend for exciting new Survivor Heroes v. Villains screencap galleries featuring more sweet shots of Amanda Kimmel's uncensored ass along with Parvati Shallow, Courtney Yates, Danielle DiLorenzo, and Candice Woodcock.

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Screencaps - Girls of Survivor 20: Heroes vs. Villains - Episode 01

As promised, for the voyeur in all of you, the complete Girls of Survivor 20 Heroes vs. Villains Episode 1 Screencap Gallery is now on-line.

I won't bore you with endless commentary about the impressive editing that was clearly focused on asses. Amanda Kimmel's ass (completely uncensored), Danielle DiLorenzo's ass, Parvati Shallow's ass, Courtney Yates' ass, they're all prominently feature in this gallery. There are also some nice caps of Amanda's nipples. Must've been a lit-tle chilly! And we even get Sugar's topless double-digit flip-off.

Enjoy yourselves while we await next week's nearly naked flesh fest.

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Survivor Girls Screencaps Are Back! Survivor 20: Heroes vs. Villains

Survivor 20: Heroes vs. Villains premiered on CBS this evening and unless you've been under a rock you know it's a veritable all-star flesh-fest of hyper competitive nearly nude hotties like Stephenie LaGrossa, Danielle DiLorenzo, Parvati Shallow, Courtney Yates, Candice Woodcock, and Amanda Kimmel.

There are some other chicks and some cool dudes playing the game this season and while everyone is important in the scheme of things, this is all about every irrelevance: the hard-bodies, bikinis, ass-cheeks and boob slips, right?

These are just some teasers for the Episode 1 Screencap Gallery that I'll get posted this weekend. Subsequent episode galleries will be posted each following weekend for the entire season or until all the eye candy is voted off and it turns into a sausage-fest.

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Check back this weekend for the complete Survivor 20: Heroes Vs. Villains Episode 1 Screencap Gallery. In the meantime, feel free to browse past posts for some sweet screencaps and tantalizing animated gifs of all your favorite survivor hotties.

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NCIS: Back with a Vengeance... And a Wild Card

Even Lost will be hard pressed to come up with a better season premier than NCIS. Tonight's episode has to be one of the best ever crafted in the history of television. Hollywood ought to just hand next years Best Supporting Actor Emmy to Michael Weatherly right now; his performance was epic!

And in less than thirty seconds, Salim was stone-cold dead. Friggin' awesome. 

So many amazing scenes, so much flawlessly executed dialog and perfectly crafted to bring first time viewers up to speed and leave them hungry for more while satisfying us die-hards.

If you missed the premier, you can watch it at CBS.com and If you can't be in front of the TV on Tuesdays, set your DVRs for 8E / 7C and don't miss an episode; it's gonna be a hell of a season!

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Big Brother 11: Stick a Fork In It (Shittiest Season EVER!)

I've officially had it with Big Brother 11. So much so that I have practically no interest in explaining or even acknowledging my lost interest but somehow feel compelled to explain to the voyeur in all of you why you most likely won't be seeing any more Big Brother 11 screencaps of bikini-clad or nearly naked houseguests for the rest of the summer. I've decided to just say no.

Allison Grodner, her pathetic excuse for "production company", and CBS have lost their friggin' minds and I refuse to waste my time or digital real estate promoting the worst season, cast, "twist", and editing of any reality non-scripted show in the history of reality non-scripted shows.

I've already pointed out (as have many  posters on every BB forum on the Net) that the clique "twist" was a poorly thought out, pathetically executed  momentum killer and bringing back the most ridiculous houseguest ever, the sexually confused narcissistic and delusional Jessie I-spell-my-name-like-a-girl Godderz from BB 10 in an alleged HOH competition that was clearly engineered to ensure the the steroid-freak's second chance at his fifteen minutes of fame is a giant "screw you" to we, the faithful viewers.

Video game "expert" (WTF is that?) über-geek Ronnie Talbot made for some potentially decent TV but he's not the Dr. Will clone he fancies himself as and his feeble attempt at strategy ended up with him hiding under the covers in the HOH room for most of his tenure as king rat.

For me, the season and perhaps the franchise as a whole jumped the shark when the Assletes clique was set up with what amounts to perpetual immunity and the friggin' idiots evicted Laura Crosby not because she was the smartest player, which she was, but because CBS' golden bitch Jessie was scared of her breasts and vagina. Sorry, but his disdain for Laura was clearly motivated by jealousy; how could he get all the guys to worship him when such an amply endowed, intelligent hot female was in the house.

I think the final straw, however, is that Lydia Tavera has exposed herself as the skank and slut that Braden Bacha tagged her as shortly be fore he was unanimously evicted in week one. Strategy is strategy but being Jessie's whore is despicable. WHo knows what really goes on on under the sex tent but Lydia giving Jessie hand jobs, blow jobs, or out-right banging him proves Braden's "inappropriate" comments were at least partially correct.

I though Lydia was kind of sexy,now she's just another filthy attention whore, whoring herself to a douche-bag loser.

If any of you have half a brain, you'll give it up too. It's n ever been the best way to spend three hours a week but it's clearly become a complete waste of time.

Thanks Allison, for ruining Big Brother. Friggin' idiot.

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Big Brother 11 Episode 04 Screencap Gallery

Not a lot of skin shown in BB11 episode 4 but we did get some cute facial expressions from Jordan, some Chima toe, and a Gnat's ass.

The shots of Jeff Schroeder are for the ladies who love him. You know who you are.

Oh yeah, and Russell is still a sphincter muscle.

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Big Brother 11 Episode 03 Screencap Gallery

The Big Brother 11 Episode 3 Screencap gallery features Lydia Tavera sportin' a bikini during the "Pop Goes the Vetocompetition. This is as close to naked as we've seen Lydia so far and the editors were kind enough to treat us to some very nice camera angles. A butt-shot, however brief, is still a butt-shot.

We also got some footage of Laura Crosby lounging in her red bikini so be sure to check out those shots.

Enjoy the rest of the Big Brother 11 Episode 3 Screencap Gallery after the jump.